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Insanely Great

I’m sad today. I knew Steve Jobs was very ill but somehow I thought he’d pull another rabbit out of the hat. I’d been getting mixed signals from my SiVal sources, some saying he looked terrible and some saying he looked good, real good, and was just recharging his batteries. Steve Jobs is one of […]

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I HEART KERRY CALLEN

  Go here for more. Hope you didn’t have anything else you were supposed to do today.

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How To Be Perfect

  The Right Good Rev. Daniel Harrell has honored this Vile Wicked Blog yet again with another volley in what some are calling “the greatest game of Layer Tennis ever played.” In our case, instead of two graphic design goofuses lazily farting Photoshop wankery back and forth on a slow Friday when they should be […]

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Movember

Philip Bloom is a filmmaker who shoots with hopped-up digital SLRs for a much more cinematic look than you get out of your typical smartphone or handcam. I’ve leaned on Bloom’s blog since I started shooting with my own hopped-up Lumix GH2 and I’ve marveled at the technical and artistic quality of the short films […]

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Lifehacker: You Suck At Shaving Tips

Seriously, Lifehacker, enough with the shaving tips. Really. Just stop. Between this and this and now this nonsense, you keep reminding me why ever since Trapani left your site’s become the joke of the Intertubes, and considering this site is also in the running, that’s saying a lot. Extra threw-up-just-a-little-bit-in-my-mouth points for casting The Colonel from Boogie Nights […]

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Chawley

  Mr. Corey, I’m tempted to switch to old school shaving, but have a question – would your methods/equipment change for a gentleman what shaves his head? Ta, Charlie Bronson   Not being bald myself I can’t speak from experience, but feedback from some of my readers who do shave their heads seems to indicate that the […]

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Help Me Out Here

    The guns I get. The ammo, sure. And the speedloader, the mags, the combat knives, the black thong, even the odd discoloration on the upper thigh near the crotchular region. Trust me, I get all that. But why the Guitar Hero controllers? WHY?!

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BRAWNDO’S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

It’s been the Summer of Dunce, but it’s finally over. I mean, I knew this country was 75% Deliverance Boy but ye gods after this summer I feel like there are eight sensate Americans left and seven of them are sterile. Speaking of idiocracy, I freely admit that making fun of the “advice” found on such […]

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Ma Cherie

  Corey, I stumbled onto Shaveblog and I am completely sucked in. I love doing things the right way, even if it means going back to the “old-fashioned” way of doing things. My husband loved the injector razors he had in the past, and after reading your recommendations, I’m sure he’ll love getting a better […]

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